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We are the 99%.
We are digital natives and we are here to break the status quo.

Since the crash in 2008, we’ve all been vying for a better future. Now that future is in our hands. The decentralized economy is upon us and we all need to do our part.

It’s the Holiday season and you’re debating whether to get him a chewbacca sweatshirt, or that toilet shaped bluetooth speaker. Maybe this year you’ll go all out and finally get her that Zales heart pendant you saw at the mall. That pendant is ugly AF. She will hate it, but she won’t tell you because she’s nice like that. Here’s a different idea, help your husbands, wives, friends and special friends stay strong and warm in this long and cold bear market with some fabulous crypto swag.

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Whether you're a Bitcoin maximalist, Vitalik anarchist or altcoin enthusiast—We’ve got you covered.

We don’t like taking sides, because we love all crypto children equally. But, every parent secretly knows that some children are more equal than others. And, when the OGs do well, we all do well. So we dedicated our swag to mostly papa Bitcoin, and the prodigal son Ethereum. You’ll also find some general crypto jargon, like HODL and what not. We hope you enjoy owning it as much as we enjoyed making it. And, If there’s something you want, but don’t see—let us know, we just might get inspired and make it.

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“Bitcoin will go to zero
the day all politicians become honest.”

— KK Jain (@kk_ncnt)


Who is
Satoshi ?


Okay, that was clickbate. The truth is that like most everyone else, we have no clue. But, it doesn’t matter—Satoshi gave us a gift, and we must use it wisely. How? By spreading the word. To who? Everyone and their mother. Why? So that we can achieve Satoshi’s vision—a decentralized economy. And bonus points if we get to piss off wall street, government cronies and all the status-quo stake holders in the process.

One of our favorite items in the collection, is the Satoshi white paper poster. The post modern design features every single word of the 2008 white paper. Plus, big red type to emphasize how excited we are to partake in its vision.

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